Dorado Beach Golf Christmas Party



Dorado Beach Golf Christmas party tonight, anyone reading this blog is obviously invited, if there were any questions. I will write out the guest list when I know it, but there are some famous and people of note attending. My father- will be showing up late. I have to pick him up at the airport at 8:20, so we should be back to wrap up the festivities. Nino- who gets a little gay when drunk, watch out Toby. Millie and 2 of her friends, and no te gusta Gringos. Like I said I will fill in the final guest list and hopefully post a naked pic or two.
A-ron
Unfortunately no one puked, and I have no naked pictures that I am allowed to post. I don't think there was too much inappropriateness going on. Toby again claimed he wasn't drunk, and then danced with Junior's wife and daughter inappropriately. The final guest list was Aaron, Toby, Robert, Anthony his lovely wife and daughter, Gerardo, Nino, Bejuco, Jayson, Chago, Sharon, Lellinska her husband and her two daughters, Brenda, Palmira, Tracy, Colton, Galarza, Junior, Gladys, Monica, Ivan his wife and new baby, Carla, Adam, Mille, Aleine, Nilsa, and her husband, my father, Nino's Niece, Angel, Myron, Myron's Sister.
Thank you all for coming, and not destroying my house. I thought we had ourselves a nice little get together, so thank you.
"Champagne for my Real friends, Real pain for my Sham friends"
Aaron
6 Comments:
Are you an idiot?? That is a rhetorical question because we all know that only an idiot would allow his girlfriend to bring two friends that do not like Gringos.
Sometimes your complete lack of control when it comes to your woman is amazing. I do have to admit that for a boriqua she is pretty mellow, but my mind wonders back...........Whose number will she rip up tonight?????
BTW an expat means someone that works in a foreing country.....you are an idiot...
I am just passing on the surf girl info as I have heard it....word has it she is going to be living amongst the gold pros....Millie will be at your house every night....
Dear Adam, this is the first time I write a comment in this blog, but I just had to answer your stupid comment. First, my friend never said that she dont like gringos, and you are exactly the kind of gringo that "boricuas" hate. I never wrote anything anonymous on your blog, I know the person who did it so if you are so smart you can figure it out by yourself. I do not have time to write comments on the blogs because as you know I am a busy person. But now that my friend met you she agree with me that you are an asshole.
MILLIE
Millie,
That was afwul hostile.....Do you think that you or your girlfriend is the first woman to call me an asshole????
But, the reason I said she does not like gringos is because you boyfriend wrote on his blog that she does not like Gringos.....so you have to understand I was going on things your man said....
Now that I know you think I am an asshole we have a problem solved....you will never have to speak to me again....The difference between me, and others (like you) If I do not like you, then I will not be nice to your face, and then call you an asshole on a blog...I will say it to you face. So if that makes me an asshole, then at least I am not a FAKE asshole....I am truthful to your face....
Break it up you to. No Puerto Rican girls particularily like Gringo's, but I've come to accept it. You have got to stop taking my blog seriously Adam and Millie.
Thank you Toby for not getting naked at the party or telling my Dad you neede to take a picture with him. Oh, yeah and you suck at late night card games you idiot.
A-ron
A-ron, you forgot to mention Nilsa, her husband, Anthony's wife, and their lovely daughter, who stole everybody's heart, specially one in particular, that was cute! I have to say thanks for my bailey's, I had some before leaving my house, then opened the botlle you got for me, and I think I had a little too much I had to sit down at your steps for a while, until I could feel I could walk again, Robert was trying to help me focus, then I got back on track again when somebody brougth up the HUXIE story and made me want to shout his mouth permanently!!!... Dear Judge, Huxie case's closed!!! The truth will make us free!!!
Hey, can I have a piece of Millie? Sounds like she's a wus to me, but, again she likes those capri pants wearin douche bags. Hey, Millie, if you want to talk about my internet friend like that, you'll have to come through me first. Cross the line I dare you. Do you use DIAL when you wash his BALLS - MILLIE!!!
-MMI says Hi.
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