Ferris State Alumni 2005 30 years on top

Well what can you say about the F.S.U. alumni tournament. A lot, I'm writing about it right now. First I want to give out the awards.
Craziest thing done at alumni: Landslide winner Andrew Dobbins for thinking of new and creative ways to dispose of his used beer mug.
Drunkest Guy award: Brian Moore sleeping on random peoples couches, and making your "pledge" pee in the neighbors living room, yeah hands down winner.
Expose yourself for no reason winner: Brian Brown wins every year no reason to even put up a fight for this award if Brian Brown is around
Alumni of the Year: Jeremy Beck, his first appearance was a balancing act of drinking, playing golf, and being the coldest guy in the history of hotel rooms. Always remember "the window was open", and "Black Girl"
I'd like to thank all the participants, invite everyone back for the 2006 Alumni extravaganza, and would like to leave you with some words to live by "Shut your mouth, when your talking to me"
A-ron