Oriental Pro-Am Champion

Hey un mil quiento dollares? How much is that in pesos? I don't know either. What am I going to do with the phallic symbol of a trophy? And why is everyone laughing and smiling in the picture but me? Thought I'd throw this post in just to get a few reactions. There's got to be at least 5 smart ass comments about this one. Heck, I've got a few, I'm trying to hold myself back right now from giving anyone, anymore ammunition.