Sunday, January 08, 2006

The Scale from 1-10 or the 1-5 stars

Alright everyone has a sliding scale when it comes to females. Toby's scale slides as the number of Cuba Libre's goes up his standards go down. I brought out my standard 2,4,6,8,10. I'd like everyone to comment on my choice of pics, and your rating of these random girls from the internet. Let me know if I am way off and if you saw these girls what you would rate them

A-ron

(1-2) (4.5) (6.5) (8.5) (10)
OR

1-5 Star Rating System

1) Though personality is very important in evaluating females, in this scale it can only hurt. Too many men are the type that once they start having sex, they think the girl is cool because she likes having sex with them, and want to raise a woman's rating. This scale is for accuracy of physical appearance only, so keep your feelings for her personality out of this rating. People generally agree more when a woman is a bitch, thus making that more of an objective factor (Personality is obviously important in deciding whether or not you want to date the woman, but not in conveying her physical attractiveness on this scale).

2) Bonus stars can only be given under the following circumstances:
-A woman financially supports the man, or at least buys him everything he wants; capped at 1 star.-A woman is into other women, and lets the man participate in some way (including watching); capped at 1 star.-Sex drive can help, but it can only bring a marginal candidate up a level. For instance, a high 2-star can be elevated to a low 3-star, but an average 2-star CANNOT go to a 3-star, no matter what her sexual habits are.

The scale:
1-star (aka, Common-stock pig): No redeeming qualities. This girl is ugly, usually fat, boring and sucks in just about everyway possible. If you don't know a common-stock pig when you see one, you are destined to spend the rest of your life with one.
2-star (aka, Respectable pig): One redeeming quality, like large breasts, nice butt, cute face, great DSL's, etc. If you concentrate on that one redeeming physical quality, and you get shit-housed, you're not too upset with yourself waking up next to a respectable pig. Of course, you still make her crawl out the window when she leaves, because you don't want your friends to see her, but at least you don't want to gargle bleach and scrub yourself like a rape victim after she leaves.
3-star (aka Decent or attractive): Acceptable to be seen with in public. She is average when sober, but looks MUCH better after only about three beers. You'll admit to your friends that you're having sex with her, but you still make fun of her behind her back, and tell them lies about her sexual prowess and bi-sexual tendencies to justify your dealings with her. She's not bad overall, and will do if nothing better comes along, but could be left in a heartbeat if the opportunity for a hot chick comes along. Sadly, most guys end up having to settle for a 3-star, as these are the most prevalent type of women.
4-star (aka Girlfriend material): This is the girl that is very attractive, but not super hot. You will be seen with her in public at any point in the day, even before drinking. You think twice before ditching this girl for a hot chick, especially if she has special powers (tongue ring, double jointed, etc.). Ascension to the 4-star level can only be attained through use of a petition. The candidate must secure 75% of the vote from those polled. (NOTE: Bonus points only make a candidate petition eligible. She still must garner 75% of the vote.)
5-star (aka Super hottie): This is the hot chick. Hopefully no further explanation is necessary. It's kind of like the Hall of Fame. VERY FEW WOMEN ARE 5-STARS, about 5% of the population. A declaration that someone is hot is assumed to be true, but can be rebuked if 25% of those polled vote against her 5-star placement.
Other category:
0-star (aka, Wildebeast): The lowest of the low. A 1-star (common-stock pig) with a terrible personality qualifies as a Wildebeast. They should all be put to sleep. This is that loud, disgusting fat girl in the bar that smokes, orders complicated drinks and then spills them on everyone, and is generally just so annoying that you have to actively restrain yourself from kicking her in the crotch and stomping on her throat until she drowns on her own blood. There is no insult too mean or crude for her, and basic human rights do not apply to her.

You be the judge.
A-ron

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A-ron... I'll agree with the 2 & 10 but disagree on the others because, if you are going to rate the women you should at least have uniform pictures - meaning that they all should be "made up". First of all, the woman you selected as a 4 would get much higher ratings if she was "made up" like the other three. The picture is a little blurry, but she seems to have more of a natural beatuy and a man would be doing pretty well to wake up with a woman that looked like that crawling out of bed.
The 6, I think she should get the "8".
The chic you have down as an 8, please.... she spends a lot of money to look like she does.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Aaron R. West said...

I stand by my scale. I just pulled random pictures off the internet, sorry they are not "uniform" enough for ya. Maybe you should send your pic and we could put it on the scale. I am very disappointed Tobicho and Adam have failed to get involved in the scale arguement since they are at the forefront of the controversy.
A-ron

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, I agree. I'll refrain from adding my pics to the scale - call me chicken but oh well. Although I don't have the body of a 10 and the looks of a 9, I'm working on the body part lol, I'll still be no less than a 6 when I'm 50+ yrs.
What can I say... thanks to the parents & of course the Big Man above, I was blessed with some pretty good looks. Looks that will stay with me till I'm an old woman and by then it won't matter 'cause the Old Man won't be able to see me very well anyway. LOL

5:50 PM  
Blogger AdamLane10s said...

Nothing to say about the scale part.....you know i only have a certain type of girl i find attractive.....each person has their own scale proof positive was Toby on Saturday night...

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A-ron, you crack me up.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those women are either "MADE",(plastic surgery), and most of them not real,what you find a perfect 10 or avereage depends on your taste on women. Actually all your girlfriends are 10's for each of you, but not a 10 for the others,you know what I mean?? Then Toby, has a scale not all of you like.... I was a witness on that one,he should do better, I know he can.Personality has to match the girl's beauty, if any of these two doesn't match, then you are wasting your time...........if she's pretty, but "BRUTA", forget it! Beauty and intelligence go together , is a balance.

6:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys are like sandwiches under water. When you eat one, the purple part sings a sad song for Mickey.

1:57 AM  

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