Lack of Gringo files

Well the last month or so has been a little sad because the gringos are dwindling. Some we expected to see leave, others we were glad got out and still others knew it was their time to go. We wish all the gringos back in gringoville a happy and safe experience. Just remember you got no Pizza Boy, no Senor Frog's, no monthly Pro-Am's, no kicking Richard's ass on the golf course, no beach volleyball with the Cha, No titties, Tobicho, Bar None, Little Richard, Joctor, El Ocho, no warthogs (o.k. Toby maybe in your case a few warthogs), no Bailey's, no Television stars hanging out with ya, no Kerry Kittles, no Casa Bavaria, No Sess, No Pauly Sunshine, no Caribe Golf, no cockfights, and finally NO MEDALLA LIGHT.
Adios Gringos